When Grandpa and Billy entered their vacation cabin, they kept the lights off until they were inside to keep from attracting insects. Still, a few fireflies followed them in. Noticing them before Grandpa did, Billy whispered, ‘It’s no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights.’ This joke was courtesy of AJokeADay.com....

Vicky was at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect. Her six-year-old son picked up the phone and heard a stranger’s voice say, “We have Vicky on the line. Will you accept the charges?” Frantic, the six-year-old dropped the receiver and came charging outside screaming, “Dad! They have Mom! And […]...

A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, “Watcha got in the sack?” The old man responds, “I got some monkeys in that there sack.” The younger man asks, “If I guess […]...

A psychiatrist’s secretary walks into his study and says, “There’s a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you.  Claims he’s invisible.” The psychiatrist responds, “Tell him I can’t see him.” Joke is courtesy of AJokeADay.com....