Joke of the Day
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her.
So son #1 bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her.
Son #2 bought her a beautiful Mercedes with a chauffeur included thinking he would surely win her approval.
Son #3 had to do something even better than these so he bought her a trained parrot. This parrot had been trained for 15 years to memorize the entire Bible. You could mention any verse in the Bible and the parrot could quote it word for word. How useful his nearly blind mother would find that!
Well, the old lady went to the first son and said, “Son, the house is just gorgeous but it’s really much too big for me. I only live in one room, and it’s much too large for me to clean and take care of. I really don’t need the house, but thank you anyway.”
Then she explained to her second son, “Son, the car is beautiful, it has everything you could ever want on it, but I don’t drive and I really don’t like that driver, so please return the car.”
Next, she went to son number three and said, “Son, I just want to thank you for that thoughtful gift. The chicken was small, but delicious.”
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HAHA! Poor Parrot.
lol..I did not expect that at all
Oh my gosh! I have a small parrot and my heart skipped a beat when I read that punchline. I love that I found this section of your site. What a terrific idea!
LOL! She has to know that a chicken couldn’t recite bible verses!
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Oh lollollol Poor wee parrot
Oh no! Guess the parrot waited too long to talk!
lol I totally wasn’t expecting that punchline. True story- once knew a parrot that recited bible verses.
This joke is so good.I am telling everyone I know because I am running out of good clean
jokes and I love making people smile or laugh.Anymore good ones?I don’t think I will be telling
this one at the dinner table lol
haha Too bad the parrot didn’t start reciting before it got put in the pot!
This joke reminds me of my husband, his brother, and my mother in law!
OOPS!!! TeeHee – The Hubs liked this one, too.