Joke of the Day

By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
October 20, 2009
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“I’d like to order a bar pizza,” the idiot says.

“Shall I ask them to cut it into six or twelve slices,” the barmaid asks.

“Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”

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Shannon Gurnee is the author of RedheadMom formerly "The Mommy-Files", a national blog with a loyal following. She has a Bachelor's Degree in Marriage, Family, and Human Development with a Minor in Business Management. Shannon and her husband, Frank, have a large family with 6 awesome kids and love living on the Central Coast near San Luis Obispo, California, as well as traveling around the world. A full-time Social Media and Professional Blogger, Shannon also serves as a National Brand Ambassador for many well-known companies. Her blog focuses on motherhood, family fun activities, traveling, fashion, beauty, technology, wedding ideas and recipes while providing professional opinions on products, performances, restaurants, and a variety of businesses.

3 Responses to “Joke of the Day”

  1. Jammie says:

    LOL good thing he had it cut into 6 if it was 12 they would think he was a piggy 🙂 have a good day

  2. Kayla says:

    Ha! Hey, the power of the mind is an amazing thing-I wonder if you could convince yourself your eating less if you eat 6 slices as opposed to 12….
    It’s an interesting concept!

  3. TeeHee… sounds like the Oreo diet to me… You know if everyone eats Oreos, they don’t count!

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