Joke of the Day

By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
November 16, 2009

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, “There’s Jennifer; she’s a lawyer,’ or “That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.'”

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher. She’s dead.”

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Shannon Gurnee is the author of RedheadMom formerly "The Mommy-Files", a national blog with a loyal following. She has a Bachelor's Degree in Marriage, Family, and Human Development with a Minor in Business Management. Shannon and her husband, Frank, have a large family with 6 awesome kids and love living on the Central Coast near San Luis Obispo, California, as well as traveling around the world. A full-time Social Media and Professional Blogger, Shannon also serves as a National Brand Ambassador for many well-known companies. Her blog focuses on motherhood, family fun activities, traveling, fashion, beauty, technology, wedding ideas and recipes while providing professional opinions on products, performances, restaurants, and a variety of businesses.

5 Responses to “Joke of the Day”

  1. Vic says:

    Wow…kids say the darndest things!!

  2. Tamara B. says:

    Wow, out of the mouth of babes adn too funny!

  3. LyndiLou says:

    Heh. Poor teacher!

  4. Kayla says:

    Haha! I remember hearing this one before-Something tells me this joke is based off truth. Lol

  5. mytwogirls says:

    In the case of my elementary school, many of the teachers are still there! LOL They are fossils at this point but still kickin.

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