Joke of the Day

By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
October 27, 2009

“How was your game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy.

“Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where the ball went,” he answered.

“But you’re 75 years old, Jack!” admonished his wife, “Why don’t you take my brother Scott along?”

“But he’s 85 and doesn’t play golf anymore,” protested Jack.

“But he’s got perfect eyesight. He would watch the ball for you,” Tracy pointed out.

The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. “Do you see it?” asked Jack.

“Yup,” Scott answered.

“Well, where is it?” yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.

“I forgot.”

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Shannon Gurnee is the author of RedheadMom formerly "The Mommy-Files", a national blog with a loyal following. She has a Bachelor's Degree in Marriage, Family, and Human Development with a Minor in Business Management. Shannon and her husband, Frank, have a large family with 6 awesome kids and love living on the Central Coast near San Luis Obispo, California, as well as traveling around the world. A full-time Social Media and Professional Blogger, Shannon also serves as a National Brand Ambassador for many well-known companies. Her blog focuses on motherhood, family fun activities, traveling, fashion, beauty, technology, wedding ideas and recipes while providing professional opinions on products, performances, restaurants, and a variety of businesses.

5 Responses to “Joke of the Day”

  1. Lin says:

    lol, your jokes are so funny!

  2. Kayla says:

    Oh geeez.
    That sounds like me on a good day. Lol

  3. Aline says:

    Where do you find these? So corny, so silly, so funny (so clean!). I work on the this really serious, intense oncology floor. You can feel the stress and tension in the air. I think I’m going to post your Joke of The Day on the door of the break room so everyone can lighten their day.

  4. TOO cute!! I actually snorted again today — you make my day… gotta love ya! ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. Melissa Hislop says:

    Lol. It’s funny because it’s true. ๐Ÿ™‚ Thanks for the jokes.

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