“How was your game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy.
“Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where the ball went,” he answered.
“But you’re 75 years old, Jack!” admonished his wife, “Why don’t you take my brother Scott along?”
“But he’s 85 and doesn’t play golf anymore,” protested Jack.
“But he’s got perfect eyesight. He would watch the ball for you,” Tracy pointed out.
The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. “Do you see it?” asked Jack.
“Yup,” Scott answered.
“Well, where is it?” yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.
“I forgot.”
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lol, your jokes are so funny!
Oh geeez.
That sounds like me on a good day. Lol
Where do you find these? So corny, so silly, so funny (so clean!). I work on the this really serious, intense oncology floor. You can feel the stress and tension in the air. I think I’m going to post your Joke of The Day on the door of the break room so everyone can lighten their day.
TOO cute!! I actually snorted again today — you make my day… gotta love ya! 🙂
Lol. It’s funny because it’s true. 🙂 Thanks for the jokes.