Joke A Day

By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
October 19, 2009

Three old ladies sit in a diner, discussing their health. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.”

The second lady says, “You think that’s bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn’t remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!”

The third lady smiles smugly. “Well, my memory is just as good as it’s always been, knock on wood,” she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, “Who’s there?”

About Has 4152 Posts

Shannon Gurnee is the author of RedheadMom formerly "The Mommy-Files", a national blog with a loyal following. She has a Bachelor's Degree in Marriage, Family, and Human Development with a Minor in Business Management. Shannon and her husband, Frank, have a large family with 6 awesome kids and love living on the Central Coast near San Luis Obispo, California, as well as traveling around the world. A full-time Social Media and Professional Blogger, Shannon also serves as a National Brand Ambassador for many well-known companies. Her blog focuses on motherhood, family fun activities, traveling, fashion, beauty, technology, wedding ideas and recipes while providing professional opinions on products, performances, restaurants, and a variety of businesses.

5 Responses to “Joke A Day”

  1. Charlene Kuser says:

    This is really funny,I feel that way sometimes when I start to do something and can’t remember
    what it was I was going to do.I will have to tell this to the ladies at my church they will love it

  2. Gee, and I thought it was just my medication!!
    I’ll have to pass this one on to The Hubs… you know, the old man that I’m married to!! ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. Linda Kish says:

    I just wanted to say I love your jokes

  4. Kayla says:

    Hey, that’s my favorite Lymie joke!!! Lol
    Just substitute ‘Lymies’ for ‘Old Ladies’ and it’s just about the same thing =]

  5. Your Jokes always make me smile. Laughter truly is the best medicine. Thank You!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *