Joke of the Day

By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
October 7, 2009

These are funny quotes:

“If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”

“Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I am warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”

“In God we trust, all others are suspects.”

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Shannon Gurnee is the author of RedheadMom formerly "The Mommy-Files", a national blog with a loyal following. She has a Bachelor's Degree in Marriage, Family, and Human Development with a Minor in Business Management. Shannon and her husband, Frank, have a large family with 6 awesome kids and love living on the Central Coast near San Luis Obispo, California, as well as traveling around the world. A full-time Social Media and Professional Blogger, Shannon also serves as a National Brand Ambassador for many well-known companies. Her blog focuses on motherhood, family fun activities, traveling, fashion, beauty, technology, wedding ideas and recipes while providing professional opinions on products, performances, restaurants, and a variety of businesses.

4 Responses to “Joke of the Day”

  1. Jennifer says:

    I can totally appreciate these jokes LOL. I like the first one!

  2. r4 dsi says:

    Really funny joke…….

  3. Shelbie Johnston says:

    LOVE LOVE LOVE this one, If you run you’ll only go to jail tired LOLOLOL!

  4. I like the warning one… having a step-son as a retired policeman, he appreciated it also.
    I really like your Joke of the Day posts… it alway gives me something to smile about!

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