Joke of the Day

By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
June 25, 2010

A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.” In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.” Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.” Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!”

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Shannon Gurnee is the author of RedheadMom formerly "The Mommy-Files", a national blog with a loyal following. She has a Bachelor's Degree in Marriage, Family, and Human Development with a Minor in Business Management. Shannon and her husband, Frank, have a large family with 6 awesome kids and love living on the Central Coast near San Luis Obispo, California, as well as traveling around the world. A full-time Social Media and Professional Blogger, Shannon also serves as a National Brand Ambassador for many well-known companies. Her blog focuses on motherhood, family fun activities, traveling, fashion, beauty, technology, wedding ideas and recipes while providing professional opinions on products, performances, restaurants, and a variety of businesses.

6 Responses to “Joke of the Day”

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  2. Kayla says:

    HAHA! I think that is the sweetest joke I’ve ever heard πŸ™‚

  3. Shawna OBrien says:

    That is such a cute & sweet joke. I like it!

  4. Very cute and loving… Wish I had learned addition that way, I only got to use M&Ms.

  5. mommalovesmee says:

    HAHAHA….! thats funny….

  6. fancygrlnancy says:

    Haha.. funny

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