Joke of the Day

By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
January 5, 2010

Thanks to A Kruse!!!

My friend asked his son, “Why don’t dinosaurs drive?”…. “Because Tyrannosaurus Wrecks”
… his son promptly said, “Dad, do you know why dinos don’t drive?” ….”Because they are all dead, Dad.”

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Shannon Gurnee is the author of RedheadMom formerly "The Mommy-Files", a national blog with a loyal following. She has a Bachelor's Degree in Marriage, Family, and Human Development with a Minor in Business Management. Shannon and her husband, Frank, have a large family with 6 awesome kids and love living on the Central Coast near San Luis Obispo, California, as well as traveling around the world. A full-time Social Media and Professional Blogger, Shannon also serves as a National Brand Ambassador for many well-known companies. Her blog focuses on motherhood, family fun activities, traveling, fashion, beauty, technology, wedding ideas and recipes while providing professional opinions on products, performances, restaurants, and a variety of businesses.

8 Responses to “Joke of the Day”

  1. Moms and dads are cut from different cloth. Thanks for stopping by.

  2. fancygrlnancy says:

    Kids say the funniest and most honest things.

  3. ha ha that’s awesome…

  4. A Kruse says:

    Ha! That was a surprise to see. Glad I could pass it on. Keep ’em coming.

  5. Kayla says:

    Aw! That sounds like something a kid would say. Lol
    Although that first joke was pretty good!!

  6. The first pun was cute…..
    The second part was adorable!!

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