Joke of the Day

By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
January 1, 2010

His girlfriend had just learned to drive the car and now they were out in the suburbs racking along over seventy. “Doesn’t speeding over the beautiful country make you glad you are alive?” she asked.

“Glad?” He raised an eyebrow. “Glad in not the word for it. I’m amazed.”

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Shannon Gurnee is the author of RedheadMom formerly "The Mommy-Files", a national blog with a loyal following. She has a Bachelor's Degree in Marriage, Family, and Human Development with a Minor in Business Management. Shannon and her husband, Frank, have a large family with 6 awesome kids and love living on the Central Coast near San Luis Obispo, California, as well as traveling around the world. A full-time Social Media and Professional Blogger, Shannon also serves as a National Brand Ambassador for many well-known companies. Her blog focuses on motherhood, family fun activities, traveling, fashion, beauty, technology, wedding ideas and recipes while providing professional opinions on products, performances, restaurants, and a variety of businesses.

4 Responses to “Joke of the Day”

  1. Jaydensgrandma says:

    funny! Its the opposite with us… I’m amazed when we are alive when my husband is driving.

  2. fancygrlnancy says:

    LOL! cute onces again!

  3. Kayla says:

    Ha. That reminds me of my dad. LOL

  4. I live in Florida, it is just the opposite around here – between the retirees and the tourists, we have a LOT more slow drivers than speeders.

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