His girlfriend had just learned to drive the car and now they were out in the suburbs racking along over seventy. “Doesn’t speeding over the beautiful country make you glad you are alive?” she asked.
“Glad?” He raised an eyebrow. “Glad in not the word for it. I’m amazed.”
Joke courtesy of AJokeADay.com.

funny! Its the opposite with us… I’m amazed when we are alive when my husband is driving.
LOL! cute onces again!
Ha. That reminds me of my dad. LOL
I live in Florida, it is just the opposite around here – between the retirees and the tourists, we have a LOT more slow drivers than speeders.