Mary goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it. Mary walks over to the artist and says, “I don’t understand your paintings.”
“I paint what I feel inside me,” explains the artist.
“Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?”
Joke is courtesy of AJokeADay.com.
made me laugh!
hahahaaaaa i like this one!!
This joke reminds me of the Olivia book by Ian Falconer. In the story, Olivia just doesn’t get it, so she tries a splatter painting at home.
Ha ha ha. I really LOL’ed on that one. My husband would appreciate this one.
Alka-Seltzer, wow used to have this on hand all the time for Hubby. Then we went on prescription Prilosec and now he very, very, rarely has to use it. So maybe that Artist can have our supply of it, so it will get used up before it expires and has to be thrown out. Ha, Ha, Ha.
That actually made me laugh a little. too cute!
Haha! That would make a great blonde joke.
I LOVE this one!! Want to see some Jackson Pollock paintings???
LOL 🙂
I have seen some supposed art in museums, and I wondered how they got in a museum!
Ha! I love those abstract paintings. People actually pay for them too