Joke of the Day

By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
December 10, 2009
10 Comments
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Mary goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it. Mary walks over to the artist and says, “I don’t understand your paintings.”

“I paint what I feel inside me,” explains the artist.

“Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?”

Joke is courtesy of AJokeADay.com.

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Shannon Gurnee is the author of RedheadMom formerly "The Mommy-Files", a national blog with a loyal following. She has a Bachelor's Degree in Marriage, Family, and Human Development with a Minor in Business Management. Shannon and her husband, Frank, have a large family with 6 awesome kids and love living on the Central Coast near San Luis Obispo, California, as well as traveling around the world. A full-time Social Media and Professional Blogger, Shannon also serves as a National Brand Ambassador for many well-known companies. Her blog focuses on motherhood, family fun activities, traveling, fashion, beauty, technology, wedding ideas and recipes while providing professional opinions on products, performances, restaurants, and a variety of businesses.

10 Responses to “Joke of the Day”

  1. Cathy says:

    made me laugh!

  2. lily says:

    hahahaaaaa i like this one!!

  3. mytwogirls says:

    This joke reminds me of the Olivia book by Ian Falconer. In the story, Olivia just doesn’t get it, so she tries a splatter painting at home.

  4. Dezi Allen says:

    Ha ha ha. I really LOL’ed on that one. My husband would appreciate this one.

  5. Lauralee Hensley says:

    Alka-Seltzer, wow used to have this on hand all the time for Hubby. Then we went on prescription Prilosec and now he very, very, rarely has to use it. So maybe that Artist can have our supply of it, so it will get used up before it expires and has to be thrown out. Ha, Ha, Ha.

  6. fancygrlnancy says:

    That actually made me laugh a little. too cute!

  7. Kayla says:

    Haha! That would make a great blonde joke.

  8. I LOVE this one!! Want to see some Jackson Pollock paintings???

  9. cheryl c. says:

    LOL 🙂

    I have seen some supposed art in museums, and I wondered how they got in a museum!

  10. R Hicks says:

    Ha! I love those abstract paintings. People actually pay for them too

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