Joke of the Day

By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
December 6, 2009

Little Sue was standing in front of her mirror with her eyes closed.

“Why are you standing there with your eyes closed?” asked her sister.

“So I can see what I look like when I’m asleep,” she replied.

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Shannon Gurnee is the author of RedheadMom formerly "The Mommy-Files", a national blog with a loyal following. She has a Bachelor's Degree in Marriage, Family, and Human Development with a Minor in Business Management. Shannon and her husband, Frank, have a large family with 6 awesome kids and love living on the Central Coast near San Luis Obispo, California, as well as traveling around the world. A full-time Social Media and Professional Blogger, Shannon also serves as a National Brand Ambassador for many well-known companies. Her blog focuses on motherhood, family fun activities, traveling, fashion, beauty, technology, wedding ideas and recipes while providing professional opinions on products, performances, restaurants, and a variety of businesses.

13 Responses to “Joke of the Day”

  1. Dezi Allen says:

    Ha ha. That’s like a “Kids say the darndest…” I can see my 4 year old doing that.

  2. fancygrlnancy says:

    silly! I love how corny kids jokes can be.

  3. Rosey says:

    I forwarded it to all of my ADULT friends because it made me laugh. They all know I’m a cornball, so it’s okay. 😀

  4. Kayla says:

    Hehe. That’s adorable!

  5. Becca says:

    Ha that’s super cute!

  6. Natalie A. says:

    Cute Joke!

  7. Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa LOL thats a good one worst part is I can see my sister doing that THats too funny

  8. Tricia says:

    That’s to cute! I can see all my kids saying this lol

  9. Tamara B. says:

    So sweet and innocent, just too cute!

  10. Jill P says:

    I love this joke! Way cute!

  11. Honey Mommy says:

    This is exactly what kids’ logic is like!

  12. Too cute… I bet my grandson would do something like that.

  13. lily says:

    lol, that was so cute!

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