Joke of the Day

By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
May 30, 2011

At a fabric store, a pretty girl spots a nice material for a dress and asks the male clerk: How much does it costs? “Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk. “That’s fine,” said the girl. I’ll take ten yards.” With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, and then teasingly held it out. The girl took the bag and pointed to the old man standing beside her, and smiled, “Grandpa will pay the bill.”

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Shannon Gurnee is the author of RedheadMom formerly "The Mommy-Files", a national blog with a loyal following. She has a Bachelor's Degree in Marriage, Family, and Human Development with a Minor in Business Management. Shannon and her husband, Frank, have a large family with 6 awesome kids and love living on the Central Coast near San Luis Obispo, California, as well as traveling around the world. A full-time Social Media and Professional Blogger, Shannon also serves as a National Brand Ambassador for many well-known companies. Her blog focuses on motherhood, family fun activities, traveling, fashion, beauty, technology, wedding ideas and recipes while providing professional opinions on products, performances, restaurants, and a variety of businesses.

9 Responses to “Joke of the Day”

  1. Freda says:


  2. LOVE it…. sounds like me and Bill.
    Whenever we go out he pays the tab and I always say, “I pick, he pays.”

  3. Kayla says:

    Hehe! Cute xD

  4. Anita says:

    LOL! That’s cute! (I wondered how it was gonna end.)

  5. Jammie says:

    LOL too cute! I miss your jokes of the day

  6. judy l says:

    I love it!

  7. Stephanie from CT says:

    Oh that one is so cute. I will have to give it to my friend who sews a lot.

  8. kymi a says:

    lol! i really enjoyed that joke, going to share that with my friends.

  9. ProudParrotx says:

    HAHAHAHA I was hoping there was a bad ending for the pervy sales clerk!

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