Joke of the Day

By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
October 14, 2010

Mrs. Smith’s elderly husband doesn’t feel well so she takes him to the dr. Mr. Smith leaves her in the waiting room for a while. Finally the Dr. comes and says, “Mrs. Smith I’m sorry to tell you that your husband is going to die.” Mrs. Smith says, “Dr. is there anything I can do?” the Dr. told her “well there is a couple of things you could do: First you could cook him a wonderful dinner every night. Second you could give him a nice back rub every night. Third you could make love to him like you never have before every night.” Mrs. Smith says ok. A little while later Mr. Smith comes out and asks Mrs. Smith “what did the Dr. say?” Mrs. Smith says, “I’m sorry honey but you are going to die.”

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Shannon Gurnee is the author of RedheadMom formerly "The Mommy-Files", a national blog with a loyal following. She has a Bachelor's Degree in Marriage, Family, and Human Development with a Minor in Business Management. Shannon and her husband, Frank, have a large family with 6 awesome kids and love living on the Central Coast near San Luis Obispo, California, as well as traveling around the world. A full-time Social Media and Professional Blogger, Shannon also serves as a National Brand Ambassador for many well-known companies. Her blog focuses on motherhood, family fun activities, traveling, fashion, beauty, technology, wedding ideas and recipes while providing professional opinions on products, performances, restaurants, and a variety of businesses.

3 Responses to “Joke of the Day”

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  2. Kayla says:

    Hehe! Aw, poor Mr. Smith. Lol

  3. Katy M says:

    Okay! This one is too funny! Now if I can only learn to tell a better joke. Seems like I always end up flubbing the punch line or mixing up the story. People tend to laugh at the way I’m telling the joke rather than the joke! 🙂

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