Joke of the Day

By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
February 20, 2010

A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, “Watcha got in the sack?” The old man responds, “I got some monkeys in that there sack.” The younger man asks, “If I guess how many monkeys you got in the sack, can I keep one?” The old man replies, “Son, if you guess how many monkeys I got in this sack, I’ll give you both of ’em!”

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Shannon Gurnee is the author of RedheadMom formerly "The Mommy-Files", a national blog with a loyal following. She has a Bachelor's Degree in Marriage, Family, and Human Development with a Minor in Business Management. Shannon and her husband, Frank, have a large family with 6 awesome kids and love living on the Central Coast near San Luis Obispo, California, as well as traveling around the world. A full-time Social Media and Professional Blogger, Shannon also serves as a National Brand Ambassador for many well-known companies. Her blog focuses on motherhood, family fun activities, traveling, fashion, beauty, technology, wedding ideas and recipes while providing professional opinions on products, performances, restaurants, and a variety of businesses.

3 Responses to “Joke of the Day”

  1. Kayla says:

    That one took me awhile to get, but I got it! LOL
    I want me some monkeys πŸ˜€

  2. traci s says:

    dang heard it before!! i love jokes

  3. Aw, that one is just “two” cute!! TeeHee

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