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A Blonde’s Year in Review

January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..Helllloooo!!!…….bottles won’t fit in printer!!!
March – Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months……Box said ‘ 2-4 years!’
April – Trapped on escalator for hours … Power went out!!!
May – Tried to make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions….8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!!!
June – Tried to go water skiing…….Couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
July – Lost breast stroke swimming competition…….Learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August – Got locked out of my car in rain storm…..Car swamped because soft-top was open..
September – The capital of California is ‘C’…..isn’t it???
October – Hate M & M’s…..They are so hard to peel.
November – Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days … Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December – Couldn’t call 911.’Duh’…..there’s no ‘eleven’ button on the stupid phone!!!

THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR – SO FAR

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again.. Angrily, back into the house she
went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than
ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, ‘Is something wrong?’

To which she replied, ‘There certainly is!’ (Are you ready? This is a beauty…)

‘My stupid computer keeps saying, ‘YOU’VE GOT MAIL!’

This joke was recommended by one of my readers. Thank you Angela!!

P.S. Please understand I harbor no ill feelings towards blondes. I just thought these were really funny. 🙂

Amy

January 17, 2010 at 1:07 am

Too funny!

Jennifer B.

January 17, 2010 at 8:17 am

I am blonde, and still these jokes make me chuckle 🙂

Karen R

January 17, 2010 at 9:03 am

Thanks for the laugh. I liked the July one best!

molomatic

January 17, 2010 at 1:40 pm

The March entry about finishing the puzzle was the best!

Madonna

January 17, 2010 at 4:09 pm

Here is one I recently got at work.

Ever wonder how blondes remember their Passwords?

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento
When asked why such a big password, she said, “It had to be at least 8 characters and a capitol .