Joke of the Day

By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
January 16, 2010
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A Blonde’s  Year in Review 

January  – Took new  scarf back to store because it was too tight. 
February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to  print labels…..Helllloooo!!!…….bottles  won’t fit in printer!!!
March  – Got  really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6  months……Box said ‘ 2-4 years!’ 
April  – Trapped on escalator for hours … Power went out!!!
May – Tried to  make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions….8 cups of  water won’t fit into those little packets!!! 
June – Tried to  go water skiing…….Couldn’t find a lake with a  slope. 
July – Lost  breast stroke swimming competition…….Learned  later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their  arms!!!
August – Got  locked out of my car in rain storm…..Car  swamped because soft-top was open..
September – The capital of California is  ‘C’…..isn’t it??? 
October – Hate  M & M’s…..They are so hard to peel. 
November – Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days  … Instructions  said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! 
December – Couldn’t  call 911.’Duh’…..there’s no ‘eleven’ button on  the stupid phone!!! 

THE  BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR – SO  FAR 

A  man was in his front yard mowing grass when his  attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the  house and went straight to the mailbox. 
She opened it then slammed  it shut and  stormed back in the house.   

A  little later she came out of her house again went to  the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut  again.. Angrily, back into the house she
went. 

As the man was getting  ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it  closed harder than
ever.
Puzzled by her actions the  man asked her, ‘Is something wrong?’

To which she replied,  ‘There certainly is!’ (Are you  ready? This is a  beauty…) 

‘My stupid computer keeps  saying, ‘YOU’VE GOT  MAIL!’ 

This joke was recommended by one of my readers.  Thank you Angela!!

P.S. Please understand I harbor no ill feelings towards blondes.  I just thought these were really funny. 🙂

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Shannon Gurnee is the author of RedheadMom formerly "The Mommy-Files", a national blog with a loyal following. She has a Bachelor's Degree in Marriage, Family, and Human Development with a Minor in Business Management. Shannon and her husband, Frank, have a large family with 6 awesome kids and love living on the Central Coast near San Luis Obispo, California, as well as traveling around the world. A full-time Social Media and Professional Blogger, Shannon also serves as a National Brand Ambassador for many well-known companies. Her blog focuses on motherhood, family fun activities, traveling, fashion, beauty, technology, wedding ideas and recipes while providing professional opinions on products, performances, restaurants, and a variety of businesses.

10 Responses to “Joke of the Day”

  1. Jennifer B. says:

    I am blonde, and still these jokes make me chuckle 🙂

  2. Karen R says:

    Thanks for the laugh. I liked the July one best!

  3. molomatic says:

    The March entry about finishing the puzzle was the best!

  4. Madonna says:

    Here is one I recently got at work.

    Ever wonder how blondes remember their Passwords?

    During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
    MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento
    When asked why such a big password, she said, “It had to be at least 8 characters and a capitol .

  5. Clarissa Neiding says:

    omg, my dump computer keeps doing the same thing!

  6. Kayla says:

    Oh dear lord, that is A.M.A.Z.I.N.G!
    Being a blond, I can appreciate both of those jokes. Lol

  7. Too funny, I love blond jokes… must be because I’m a redhead, or used to be – now I’m mostly gray!

    Totally love your joke too, Madonna!!

  8. denise says:

    I am blond too, but these always put a smile on my face.

    denise_22315 at yahoo dot com

  9. Kittenish says:

    hahaha Hilarious! So many of my fav jokes are blonde jokes. 😀

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