Jokes of the Day – in Honor of Thanksgiving!

By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
November 26, 2009

turkey jokes

What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I’m stuffed!

Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,”
little Timothy wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”

What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
Ans- Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

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Shannon Gurnee is the author of RedheadMom formerly "The Mommy-Files", a national blog with a loyal following. She has a Bachelor's Degree in Marriage, Family, and Human Development with a Minor in Business Management. Shannon and her husband, Frank, have a large family with 6 awesome kids and love living on the Central Coast near San Luis Obispo, California, as well as traveling around the world. A full-time Social Media and Professional Blogger, Shannon also serves as a National Brand Ambassador for many well-known companies. Her blog focuses on motherhood, family fun activities, traveling, fashion, beauty, technology, wedding ideas and recipes while providing professional opinions on products, performances, restaurants, and a variety of businesses.

8 Responses to “Jokes of the Day – in Honor of Thanksgiving!”

  1. These are great. Happy Thanksgiving!

  2. Angel says:

    BWAHHAHAHAHA those are too cute and I am sure my youngest will be telling them all day… Happy Thanksgiving Ladies..

  3. Shauna says:

    I am thankful for YOU!
    β™₯ HUGS β™₯

  4. LyndiLou says:

    Heh. I like the pilgrim’s age one! πŸ™‚ Funny!

    Happy Thanksgiving!!!

  5. Kayla says:

    Haha! Those are so apropo for the holiday πŸ˜€

  6. Love it… I posted mine, too…
    Hope you and all your men had lots of fun and stuffed your bellies full!!
    Like Shauna, I am thankful for you…. πŸ™‚

  7. Aline says:

    I am cracking up, chuckling to myself while writing to this post. I just love corny, silly jokes. Gonna go tell my five year old the one about the turkey crossing the road. For some reason she thinks this kind of joke, the ones with the chicken crossing the road, are hysterical.

  8. mytwogirls says:

    I think it is so funny when the President pardons a turkey at Thanksgiving. These jokes remind me of that practice.

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