What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I’m stuffed!
Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,”
little Timothy wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
Ans- Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
Jokes courtesy of http://www.theholidayspot.com
These are great. Happy Thanksgiving!
BWAHHAHAHAHA those are too cute and I am sure my youngest will be telling them all day… Happy Thanksgiving Ladies..
HAPPY THANKSGIVING 🙂
I am thankful for YOU!
♥ HUGS ♥
Heh. I like the pilgrim’s age one! 🙂 Funny!
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
Haha! Those are so apropo for the holiday 😀
Love it… I posted mine, too…
Hope you and all your men had lots of fun and stuffed your bellies full!!
Like Shauna, I am thankful for you…. 🙂
I am cracking up, chuckling to myself while writing to this post. I just love corny, silly jokes. Gonna go tell my five year old the one about the turkey crossing the road. For some reason she thinks this kind of joke, the ones with the chicken crossing the road, are hysterical.
I think it is so funny when the President pardons a turkey at Thanksgiving. These jokes remind me of that practice.