Jokes of the Day – in Honor of Thanksgiving!
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I’m stuffed!
Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,”
little Timothy wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
Ans- Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
Jokes courtesy of http://www.theholidayspot.com