A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession…even to the Supermarket which was a few blocks from the house. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, “Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!”

LOL, such a man thing to say! Just to mees with him, I would have parker a block away and told him you got a flat or something 😉
Thats funny, I haven’t heard that one before.
Ha! That’s a good one =)
I wonder if that would actually work with a woman….?