Joke of the Day

By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Sep 4th, 2010
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Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course 10 degree east.” The light signals back: “Change yours, 10 degrees west.” Angry, the captain sends: “I’m a navy captain! Change your course, sir!” “I’m a seaman, second class,” comes […]...
By Shannon Gosney
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Aug 14th, 2010
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A young child walked up to her mother and stared at her hair. As mother scrubbed on the dishes, the girl cleared her throat and sweetly asked; “Why do you have some grey strands in your hair?” The mother paused and looked at her daughter. “Every time you disobey, I get one strand of grey […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Aug 13th, 2010
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Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other,” Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?” “Outstanding,” Fred replied. “They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great.” “That’s great! And what was the name of the ...
By Shannon Gosney
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Aug 11th, 2010
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A cocky State Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, “I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road.” The old farmer said, “OK, but don’t go in that field.” The Highways employee said, “I have the authority of the State Government to go […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Aug 10th, 2010
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USEFUL WORK PHRASES 1. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 2. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist. 3. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Jul 30th, 2010
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Two strands of DNA were walking down the street. One says to the other, “Do these genes make me look fat?” Joke of the day courtesy of AJokeADay.com....
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Jun 25th, 2010
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A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.” In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.” Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation. And both together smiled and […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Jun 20th, 2010
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? ………………… To visit Pluto This joke is from AJokeADay.com!!!...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
May 27th, 2010
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A man visiting New York stopped at a restaurant which claimed it could supply any dish ordered, so the tourist asked the waiter for Kangaroo on toast. The waiter came back a while later and said, “I am so sorry, sir, but we have run out of bread.” This joke is from AJokeADay.com....
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Apr 24th, 2010
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One who runs in front of the car gets tired. One who runs behind gets exhausted. Joke courtesy of AJokeADay.com....
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Apr 16th, 2010
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy answered: “Thou shall not kill.” […...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Apr 9th, 2010
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While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, “Are there any gators around here?” “Naw,” the man hollered back, “they ain’t been around for years!̶...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Apr 5th, 2010
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Earl and Bob, both obsessed with baseball, never missed their favorite team’s game. They promised, whoever died first, and went to heaven, would come back to earth and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One day, Earl died. Bob waited for him to come back. Finally Earl did. He said to Bob. […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Mar 28th, 2010
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A woman was in a gambling casino for the first time. At the roulette table she says, “I have no idea what number to play.” A young, good-looking man nearby suggests she play her age. Smiling at the man, she puts her money on number 32. The wheel is spun, and 41 comes up. The […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Mar 22nd, 2010
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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Mar 20th, 2010
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A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday how does he do it? The horses name is Friday! Joke is courtesy of AJokeADay.com....
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Mar 19th, 2010
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What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm. Joke courtesy of AJokeADay.com....
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Feb 27th, 2010
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A mother mouse and her three children crept out of their hole into the kitchen and began feasting on some delicious bits of food. Suddenly, out of the corner of her eye, Mother Mouse saw a cat slinking toward them. The cat was between the mice and their hole. The mother muse puffed up her […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Feb 24th, 2010
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When Grandpa and Billy entered their vacation cabin, they kept the lights off until they were inside to keep from attracting insects. Still, a few fireflies followed them in. Noticing them before Grandpa did, Billy whispered, ‘It’s no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights.’ This joke was courtesy of AJokeADay.com....
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Feb 21st, 2010
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Vicky was at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect. Her six-year-old son picked up the phone and heard a stranger’s voice say, “We have Vicky on the line. Will you accept the charges?” Frantic, the six-year-old dropped the receiver and came charging outside screaming, “Dad! They have Mom! And […]...
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