Joke of the Day

By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Oct 6th, 2009
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A man being interviewed for a job was asked his name. My name is Morris M. Morris he replied. What does the M stand for? Nothing he replied they just stuck it in to break the monotony....
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Oct 5th, 2009
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A Police officer approached a motorist stopped in the middle of the road before the river overpass holding up traffic. The officer noticed the driver jotting on a notebook frantically. He asked the driver, what in the world are you doing? The driver replied, “The sign says Draw Bridge”....
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Oct 4th, 2009
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A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. “Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he asks. The two Americans just stare at him. “Excusez-moi, parlez vous Fracais?” he tries. The two continue to stare. “Parlare Italiano?” No response. “Hablan ustedes Espanol?” Still nothing. The Swiss guy drives […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Oct 3rd, 2009
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Dolphins are so intelligent that within a few weeks of captivity they can train a man to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them fish three times a day....
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Oct 2nd, 2009
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the supermarket, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Oct 1st, 2009
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A Spanish man wants to buy a soda from the soda machine. He puts in some change. The machine says “DIME”. The man tells the machine “Yo quiero Pepsi!” **”Dime” in Spanish means “tell me” or “say to me”**...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Sep 29th, 2009
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Doctor: I’m sorry to have to tell you that you may have rabies, and it could prove fatal. Patient: Well, doctor, please give me pencil and paper. Doctor: To make your will? Patient: No, to make a list of people I want to bite....
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Sep 28th, 2009
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On a happier note, here is the joke of the day.  I thought it was a cute one. “How did school go today? a mother asked her little boy. “Fine”, the little fellow replied. “We had a new teacher and she wanted to know if I had any brothers and I told her I was […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Sep 24th, 2009
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Joe was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sick father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening at an investment seminar he spotted the most […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Sep 23rd, 2009
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A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession…even to the Supermarket which was a few blocks from the house. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, “Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!”...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Sep 22nd, 2009
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A woman on the phone to her friend; I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising…. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. […]...
By Shannon Gosney
In Joke of the Day
Sep 21st, 2009
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A three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left foot was on the right foot. She said, “Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet.” He looked up with a puzzled look and said, “Mom, stop joking. I know they’re my feet!”...
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